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Everyone Dresses Babies Like Tiny Angels.
But you've met the baby — the little gremlin who screams through dinner, throws the spoon on purpose, and sleeps for exactly forty minutes. We just put that on the shirt.
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Dry one-liners on genuinely soft, genuinely nice clothes. The humour lands, the cotton doesn't quit, and nobody has to explain why the gift made everyone laugh.